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Montreal comedian pranks Sarah Palin

A Montreal comedian spoke to U.S. Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Saturday by impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Eating out while vegan; humour as digestive aid

I'd like to share a little story with you. One of my biggest peeves about the transition to veganism has been eating out. I was a server for a long time; I don't trust most of them, because I know what the conditions are like and how easy it is to screw up, unintentionally or not.

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Canadian federal candidate tells students gays "should be executed"

Police are investigating whether an independent federal candidate committed a hate crime by telling high school students homosexuals should be executed.

Oh, Peggy! Live Mics Are Such Dangerous Things!

One of MSNBC's mics was live, catching gems like this from idealogue and Reagan/Bush speechwriter Peggy Noonan, discussing Sarah Palin: "It's over."

Freakishly delicious

For a change of pace on the last long weekend of summer, I share with you the heart of a journey most of us will never take; into the heart, the oily, crispy heart, of a snack's self-ness.

McAuliffe denies report Clinton will concede race

Terry McAuliffe is insisting an AP report that Clinton will concede the Democratic nomination this evening are false. Clinton says she is "absolutely" not prepared to admit Obama has beaten her in the race.

Clinton set to concede delegate race to Obama - Yahoo! News

Clinton to concede this evening as primary season ends, announcing she will do "whatever it takes" to put a Democrat in the White House in November.

Cobain's Ashes Stolen, Courtney "Suicidal"

According to the News Of The World, the Nirvana frontman's remains – the location of which has previously been kept secret – were taken from the Los Angeles home of his widow Courtney Love.

Fruit Salad: EXPOSED

Finally, someone tells the truth about "fruit" salad. A shot across the bow of the melon oligarchy has been fired - will the bastard cabal release their flavour hostages, or will we have to rise up and take back our light desserts?

Man shoots 8-year old in face with semen-filled water gun: "Possibly the 11th time"

Probably the most disturbing part of this is that it happened in a Wal-Mart and no one caught the guy. Don't they have cameras? If not, you wanna go get some free stuff?

Greenpeace Just Kidding About Armageddon

The one thing every business needs is a proofreader. I am available for a nominal fee.

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